left to right: Emerging Runner, POTUS, and The Petite Pacer
Here are some helpful tips for meeting people from the internet for the first time:
1. Do so only if all parties have agreed. Showing up where you know someone runs regularly without telling him/her first only makes for an awkward first meeting and will likely involve the police.
2. Do so only if you have seen photographs of who you are going to meet beforehand. These photographs should not include booking numbers:
3. Do so only if you and the other party have had multiple correspondence. If the other party's correspondence include such phrases as "I've been watching you" or "My parole officer thinks you're a positive role model", it might be best to cease correspondence immediately. Changing your email address is highly recommended.
4. If the other party has told you, "I'm really, really hot" or "You can trust me" or "I have never been convicted of a felony", assume the opposite is true.
5. Meet in a public place. It is always good to have witnesses...just in case.
Seriously, use your best judgment. On the flip side, meeting people, bloggers in particular, can be fantastic! You've read about their experiences, received advice, cooked their recipes, worn their sneakers, shared in their achievements and disappointments. Meeting them can be like meeting an old friend or a rock star (likely, what Emerging Runner and Petite Pacer felt when they met me...HA! kidding!). Be safe and have fun! And go for a run.
Another awesome post. You guys are on fire. I, on the other hand, am just TIRED! I can't wait to do it again!
ReplyDeleteMe too!! (I'm tired and can't wait to hang again!!) Let's plan on doing a local race together.
DeleteDear POTUS,
ReplyDeleteYour smile was certainly winning and I'll attest to the fact that your sense of humor is as sharp and smart in person as it is on your blog. On top of that, TPP and I learned about your deep dislike for ocean views and wooded running paths : )
The scary thing about meeting someone after having such high expectations, is that those expectations can sometimes fall short. Lucky for me, you and TPP both turned out to be rock stars.
You make it sound weird that I dislike oceans views and parks. TOTALLY normal. Since we're on the topic, I also dislike avocados (including, but not limited to guacamole), corn (in a can, on the cob, and creamed), and mashed potatoes. Also, TOTALLY normal.
DeleteYou DON'T like avocados? That's normal?
DeleteMy sister is really an axe murderer, FYI.
ReplyDeleteI think it crossed ER and his family's minds that murdering with an axe might be one of my past times. Little did they know, it was much, much worse: I only drink decaf.
DeleteI'm still not convinced you aren't an axe murderer, but you're very funny so I'm overlooking it. The decaf may continue to be an issue.
DeleteYou were drinking decaf that morning? I'm so disenchanted.
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