1. Driver sees runner on side of the road. Driver turns head. Steering wheel is invisibly connected to head and turns, as well. In the direction of the runner. Smart runner expects this and quickly dives into bushes to safety.
2. Driver is making a left turn at a corner. Driver looks left for oncoming cars. Driver continues to look left. Once it is clear, driver takes off, forgetting cars and people could be coming from the right. Smart runner expects this and quickly darts left and runs around the rear of car.
3. Driver is making a left turn at a corner. Nose of driver's car is too far out into the road. Smart runner expects this and quickly darts left to run around the rear of car. Driver realizes he is too far out and decides to reverse car without looking. Smart runner slams hands on the trunk of car and waves. With just one finger.
4. Driver is following a long line of cars on a straightaway. Driver gets impatient and swerves to the right for no other reason than being a dumb ass. Smart runner on the side of the road expects this and quickly scales a tree like a squirrel on crack.
5. Driver sees the traffic light ahead of him turn yellow. Driver speeds up and blows the red light. Smart runner expects this and waits to cross the street.
6. Driver thinks runner is cute and lays on horn. Smart runner waves back. With just one finger.
7. Driver is texting. Smart runner expects this and quickly jumps onto the sidewalk like a squirrel on crack avoiding a dumb driver.
8. Driver is drunk. Smart runner calls the police.
Friends don't let friends be that driver.
What other dumb shit have you seen drivers do?